June 1, 2009

"Mary Kay Letourneau Fualaau, the former teacher convicted of second-degree statutory rape in 1997..."

"... for conducting a sexual relationship with the 12-year-old student whose children she bore and whom she married after her release from jail, is now hosting a 'Hot for Teacher' night at the Seattle club where her husband and former student is DJ'ing (illegible MySpace page) as 'DJ Headline.'"

19 comments:

gaywrites said...

Anyone else notice the "little tikes" ad accompanying this story?

save_the_rustbelt said...

They should invite Tonya Harding to be the MC.

rhhardin said...

She's a victim of politically correct sexual equality.

Guys see it as getting lucky.

Jennifer said...

Classy.

Meade said...

"They should invite Tonya Harding to be the MC."

Special guest: Bill Clinton.

knox said...

They must have gotten addicted to attention during the long scandal, trial, etc.

Meade said...

Yeah -- Attention Surplus Disorder.

Fred4Pres said...

It is nice they can maintain that sexual energy in their marriage years later! Mary Kay is a real class act.

The Tonya Harding suggestion is perfect too.

Fred4Pres said...

Then again, what is the age difference between my guy Fred and his lovely bride Jeri? I am sure someone will eventually point out older men with younger women. Of course, Fred married Jeri when she was in her thirties.

goesh said...

- maybe some dwarf tossing as an opener then finish with a couple of live sex acts between teacher and teacher's pet - may as well make it an eventful evening.

traditionalguy said...

A sexual fantasy for sale. So what's new. This is a free country, but you sometimes do have to pay the piper for juicy sexual fantasies, unless you are a media news service running an a whoo whoo story. The story mentioned that Mary Kay was raised in a mind controlled family environment where even the John Bircher Cult had to disclaim her father's brand of political fantasies. She is into a familiar role for her to play again.

TitusIsSoHappyToday said...

I am shocked they are still together.

Of course he is a DJ.

former law student said...

To show how on-topic the former Ms. Schmitz is, one of Mary Kay's sisters is married to a son of famous right-winger/Notre Dame conlaw professor Clarence Manion, who produced the Manion Forum for twenty-five years, first on radio and later on TV. Another Manion son was on the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals.

TitusIsSoHappyToday said...

I wonder what Naziz or Aziz or Nasir is doing today.

Do you think he is thinking about me? Wanting me?

I jerkey jerkey'd about him twice yesterday.

Each jerkey only took 5 minutes before I blew my wad. And no one else even came into the picture when I was jerkying. It was all Naziz for 5 minutes. That is impressive. Usually during Jerky Jerky I go through 3-5 guys before the load is ready to shoot.

TitusIsSoHappyToday said...

I wish someone would of recorded me on Saturday night at the club.

I would like to analyze my work.

save_the_rustbelt said...

My 7th grade English teacher was way hotter than Mary Kay. No fooling around in those days though.

But then she would be 87 years old now. Not so hot.

traditionalguy said...

All this teenage sex reminds me of the first female HS teacher we had under 60 years of age in my specially traditional public school. She wore her skirt 3 inches over her knees and claimed she could also teach Geometry. Every red-blooded male student (and who knows how many females today) could not quit watching her bending over to write at the board putting up the math. Our whole school's collge admission test scores went down as our fantasy sex went up. She was quite proud of her skills too.

Donald Douglas said...

Mary Kay's father was John Schmitz. Well known where I grew up as a Bircher. I first attended college at the local J.C. From his Wiki entry, "After leaving the Marines, Schmitz took a job as an instructor in philosophy and political science at Santa Ana College."

More here.

Pogo said...

"Mary Kay Letourneau Fualaau"

Is that the name of her act, or the description?

Mebbe it's an onomatopoeia.