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"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."- Leonardo da Vinci
I Has Finger Morsel...Quick!
So there sits the man, touching the finger of God. And where is the woman? Probably forced to hammer out endorsement deals all by herself with the good people at Giant. Giant - where families shop!
"Hey Adam, pull my finger!"
"... and I'll make a constant companion for you!"
I suspect most cats would say you have the order reversed.
I suspect most cats would say you have the order reversed."Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."- Anonymous
I'm afraid I can no longer look on the picture of God and Adam without thinking of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Balfegor, I always figured God has big balls.How much does Meade like that finger?
Yes, but Adam wasn't trying to scratch God's finger. Though he would go on to disappoint God in other ways.
The dogs laughed and laughed when they heard this. The cats only responded with smoldering outrage and venom. There will be blood.
An Ceiling Cat madez kitteh owt ov teh flore dust, an breathd intew his nawstrils teh bref uv life, wich wuz sorta liek doin cpr on a mudpy, but it wuz al gud.
I'm pretty sure God has better taste in shoes.
The scriptures say that Adam was formed in the very image of God. So the fingers would be about the same size. The bodies are made of pure spirit in God's case and made from mud and then filled with spirit, thus forming a soul, in Adam's case.
Stuffed sheep are given life by Dobermans, who hope you'll grab for them so a game of snatch-and-keep-away can begin.
An important fact about dogs is that they lack a sense of sporting chance in the games they make rules for.
rh I love all your pictures, but this one may be my all time favorite. What is your pup's name?
It is my contention that in order for a penis that size to lay over your thigh like that while seated in that position you'd have to first manually grab it, pull it up from your lower crotch and carefully lay it there.I think God is pointing to call him out on that one: "Hey, stop trying to appear like you have a big dick, Holmes.""And now stop trying to flirtaciously touch my hand with that same hand, it creeps me out."
Luckily for Adam, God didn't have his claws out either.
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