May 16, 2009
There's an old Reader's Digest large-print edition.
"Now, I can enjoy my bath again safely."
See that unicorn on the table? I got hit by it later. Accidentally. Don't think the unicorn-loving girl became enraged at me. Just a little careless unicorn-flinging at the laundromat. [ADDED: Vicious. You hit me with a unicorn.]
Jane Russell needs telescopic glasses:
I wonder how the world sees us.