December 23, 2008
Jeremy Piven "is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."
Said David Mamet on the occasion of Piven's quitting his part in "Speed the Plow" supposedly because he discovered that he has a high level of mercury in his body.
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It's gotta be said:
Hug it out for the holidays, bitches!
Broadway is for closers!
And the tags "Mercury" and Theater" bring to mind Orson Welles.
Piven indirectly confirmed Mamet's statement in a comment about his former co-star's reaction to his departure, "That's cold."
Perhaps instead of a thermometer, Piven could use the mercury to stop being such a toothache of a man.
Every 10,000 hours or so David Mamet says something clever. He still can't direct movies worth a shit though.
Has anybody asked him if he's broken any compact compact fluorescent light bulb lately?
Jeremy Piven has yet to reach the required 10,000 hours to be a first class thermometer.
How come no one has introduced the word "rectal" so far?
Joe--
Stephen King put Redbelt on his top 10 for the year.
As would I.
Some of us think he can direct.
I'm stunned no one questioned him about eating paint chips.
That's lead in paint.
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