How about any of the ones where you explain your decision to vote for Obama?Ron said:
If I'm going to say "Althouse, you're drunk/high/Voting for Obama/obsessed with squirrels!" I'd have to have more direct evidence than blog posts! Maybe a vlog...Yeah, I know the vlog that the whole internet thinks shows me drunk. Apparently, it's easy to look drunk on video. Just hold a glass of wine, laugh, and say something frivolous.
... I get philosophic and morose when drunk, so I'm no fun there...Bissage then said something that made me say, "Some people when drunk are said to get 'tight.' Bissage, I'd say, gets Titus-y." And if you know what that means, you know why I'm not front-paging it.
But if you announce getting drunk first and then say at time X, you'll be blogging, I bet you get Sarah Palin-like Sitemeter push!
Let's make a cocktail for you to drink first...a "Sarah Palin." On the rocks! (ice, don't ya know!)
But Palladian answered the call to mix up a Sarah Palin:
What would a Sarah Palin cocktail be?
1 oz Stolichnaya (because you can see Russia from her house)
1 oz Southern Comfort (to assuage the "base")
1/2 oz Jägermeister (for both the elk's blood rumor and the label)
1/2 oz Bénédictine (for that religious flavor)
dash of Vietnamese fish sauce (a nod to Alaska's fishing industry)
pour over a large quantity of ice and shake until very cold. Empty contents into a very, very expensive Baccarat crystal glass purchased with funds from the RNC. Run a MAC-brand lipstick, color "Verve", around the rim of the glass. Sling contents into the face of the first reporter you can find. Sell glass and donate proceeds to charity.
Ha ha. I'm not putting fish sauce in a drink! But, cheers!