"Is she TRYING to make a play on that old chestnut where a guy stares at a girl's cleavage and she coos, 'My eyes are UP HERE'? Or is it just an ugly dress that looks like someone sewed the bodice out of old shoulder pads?"
I think they're supposed to look like big green eyes ... with scowling, bushy, black eyebrows, I must add. There's no other explanation. I realize there's also no explanation for why Katy Perry would wear a dress like that, but ... oh, wait, scroll down...
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Yes, and Hooters is named after a bird.
I think the real reason is - hormones; she is apparently pregnant, judging from the shadow across her belly. That or she has been eating too many muffins-on-a-cord.
Get that woman a girdle!
If Katy Perry’s breasts are her eyes then a picture is worth a thousand words.
Woman: "My eyes are up here."
AllenS: "I'm just looking for a name tag."
I know. But your eyes are really protruding and make me kind of uncomfortable.
Your nipples, not so much.
That Fug guy needs to lighten up. I think she looks great, and the dress is just a little fun. Take home lesson: celebrity blogs are stupid.
Jake, "that Fug guy" is actually 2 women, and GFY isn't a celebrity blog, it's a celebrity-and-fashion-mocking (and occasionally, praising) blog. It's awesome.
I have to say, part of me loves Katy Perry's carousel dress. It's obviously ridiculous -- how can you sit down in that thing? -- but it has a charming whimsy about it.
The eye-boobs dress? No. If it fit her properly, maybe... well, no, not really. Just no.
That dress reminds me of
Gossamer from Bugs Bunny.
"My eyes are UP HERE"
I know, but your valoba is down there.
Is there anything about Katy Perry that isn't focused on drawing attention toward Katy Perry?
If only the dress had been her size, it would be wonderful. I so would have worn that.
Love her style.
My response to "my eyes are up here" is: I wasn't looking at your eyes"
"I have a rare condition of weak eyeball muscles. I can only maintain straight and level eye contact for a few seconds. Then it's painful, then my gaze naturally drops down."
"I'm sorry it is painful for you not to stare at my breasts".
"That's OK. I appreciate your concern about my health. And I'm sorry if this room might be a little chilly for you."
Any Hollies fans here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BGH_47-yv0
The eye dress needs straps -- the bodice slipped some three inches below the boobs. And women aren't meant to have flat tummies -- there needs to be a little convexity there.
"Jake, "that Fug guy" is actually 2 women"
Ohhhh, that explains it.
Trey
Heh... the eye dress is fun.
You know what this is?
This is the "World's next Mega-Model" or whatever the name was, where the one girl, about half-way through the second show says, "Do you mind if I go home? I'm just not that into Fashion. I just really don't care."
Oh, the horror!
Grace Jones may be appalling and going for the shock factor, but there is no doubt that Grace Jones is taking the LIFE WORK of the fashion commentators seriously.
This lady with the Bugs Bunny Gossamer dress... not so much.
I like tits. Tits are fun. Tits make me smile. Tits bounce. Tits give nourishment to little babies.
I also like the word tits.
It says it all-Tits.
I like the word titties too.
I also enjoy the corona of the nipple. So supple, tender, sensitive, hard, erect, with a milk slit.
I also like the word slit.
Who the hell is Katy Perry? I mean, obviously she's a woman, but I read many blogs, online news sites, watch Meet the Press, History Channel, Fox, MSNBC--and I can't seem to place her.
TitusGuessWho'sComingToDinner said...
I like tits. Tits are fun. Tits make me smile. Tits bounce. Tits give nourishment to little babies.
I also like the word tits.
It says it all-Tits.
I like the word titties too.
I also enjoy the corona of the nipple. So supple, tender, sensitive, hard, erect, with a milk slit.
I also like the word slit.
All the things you wish you had.
Actually methadras I don't want to be a woman.
I like being a man.
Who the hell is Katy Perry? I mean, obviously she's a woman, but I read many blogs, online news sites, watch Meet the Press, History Channel, Fox, MSNBC--and I can't seem to place her.
She's famous for kissing a girl (and having liked it). The reason you haven't heard of her is that she's a disposable pop musician (physical proportions notwithstanding).
Why does she dress like that?
Because it gets her attention, and attention sells records! Hello!
Haven't any of you heard about Madonna, or Britney?
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