March 5, 2008

Where's Andrew?

About the last thing we heard from him was: "I just had a Jager shot, and hope to get drunk very soon. So this is my last post of the night... emotion clouds the mind. Oh, and Jager."

Now, it's almost 10 a.m. and still no morning posts.

Politics is painful!

20 comments:

Simon said...

He's busy trying to unhitch his horse from the wrong wagon to which he inadvertently attached it.

Meade said...

Trying to drink that bitch right out of his hair of the dog that bit him.

Meade said...

2 comments already? What I want to know is: Where's RHHARDIN?

peter hoh said...

There's no way that Sullivan starts backing Clinton.

Original Mike said...

Sullivan's backing Obama? I thought he claimed to be a conservative.

Chip Ahoy said...

Fell asleep on the sofa with the television on. Mistake, that, mixes with dreaming. Woke up to McCain delivering a victory speech (again), all soothing intonation, lots of "our friends on the other side" sounding stuff. Followed immediately by Clinton delivering a victory speech, jarring vocalizations that seemed to stab an entire auditorium, sounds I'm given to immediately imitate in pure annoyance by matching volume with harshness. Groping for the remote, I was struck by sudden epiphany; the American public will have months to take stock of this comparison in sound and Clinton will certainly lose based on sound alone.

Mark that, and remember you heard this here from me.

Trooper York said...

I bet that there is a beagle with a very sore ass right about now.

Gahrie said...

Can we all finally agree that Sullivan is neither a Republican or a conservative?

Pogo said...
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Palladian said...

"Can we all finally agree that Sullivan is neither a Republican or a conservative?"

He is a Conservative Soul trapped in an opportunistic hysteric's body.

former law student said...

He's cranking the posts out now.

the wolf said...

Wuss. I had four shots and multiple beers last night, got home at 2am and was at work by 7:30am. And I have a real job!

Ger said...

I've enjoyed Andrews writings/punditry for a couple of decades now but I have to say that his Clinton obsession/hatred has actually got me worried about his mental well-being.

In reply to "original mike" - Sullivan picked McCain and Obama as his choice for their respective parties.

At this point I'm not quite certain if he would actually still vote for McCain given his distaste for the way McCain has weasled away from his previous calls to ban our use of torture.

Middle Class Guy said...

Trooper York said...
I bet that there is a beagle with a very sore ass right about now.


Not that there's anything wrong with that. LOL

John Stodder said...

Jager? Jager? Is Sullivan really only 19?

Don't they serve single-malt scotch where he lives? Or at least a high-end tequila.

chickenlittle said...

According to wiki, Sullivan endores Ron Paul as a Republican in 2008. Is this in error?

Anthony said...

>According to wiki, Sullivan endores Ron Paul as a Republican in 2008. Is this in error?

He did at one point, then backed off after the newsletter thing came out.

Irene Done said...

I really enjoyed this post.

Sullivan's Andre-like emotional breakdown brought out the Tim Gunn in you, didn't it? Now: who will be our political Santino?

jiminy jilliker said...

Trooper York, Middle Class Guy:

"Haw, haw! You know, cuz he's gay! Haw, haw, haw! And the gays hump dogs! Get it?"

I hope for both of your sakes that you actually are retarded.

Trooper York said...

Lighten up douche bag, we weren't refering to all gays, just Andrew. You know that Titus only spoons his rare clumbers. You should take a chill pill.