February 24, 2008

Dance, Music, Sex, Romance... Somebody call the doctor... Say ooh, yeah, yeah... Help me!...

"Crippled by years of sexy dancing," Prince needs hip replacement surgery.

11 comments:

Bissage said...
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Bissage said...

Hey, it’s not easy to dance while swinging one of these things around.

Throws your whole balance off!

And its the hips that go first!

From Inwood said...

The artist formerly known as hip.

George said...

Could be worse...he could have had his eyelids done, like Tom Jones...or he could have had tracheal gravel implants like Rod Stewart.

Roman said...

"Prince" Who?...of what?

Middle Class Guy said...

SHhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's a secret operation that the whole world knows about.

Trooper York said...

I guess I shoulda known
By the way u parked your car sideways
That it wouldn't last

See you're the kinda person
That believes in makin' out once
Love 'em and leave 'em fast

I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz U had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And U say what have I got 2 lose?
And honey I say

Little red corvette
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love that's gonna last

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When U drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free

'Cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class

But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And U say, "Baby, have U got enough gas?"
Oh yeah

Little red corvette
Baby you're much 2 fast, yes U r
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last

(Little Red Corvette, Prince)

MadisonMan said...

1999 is a great album.

I hope replacement hips come in extra small.

Dadgum said...

James Brown got by with his own hips in spite of all the dope and self abuse. Prince must be thinking, Why me?

Trooper York said...

It's because of all the human growth hormones he took. In reality, Prince was a six inch pianist.

Middle Class Guy said...

He had a six inch...


Oh, pianist. He was a six inch pianist. Sorry.