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What is this "riding with Lance Armstrong" thing--and why did Lance drop Cheryl Crow? And does Lance charge politicos and celebs to ride with him? ride with Lance: 1500 and hour plus a sore butt. Lets talk about the good stuff!
Ask Matthew McConaughey.
Yeah Edwards, great timing, riding with a guy who has been suspected of using performance enhancing drugs to win at least some of his Tour de France titles, while at the same time riders are being ejected from the current race due to doping and using performance enhancing drugs.Your campaign is sputtering and you're worried about about your sore butt?
Oh, and has this guy never rode a bike before? Yeah, bicycle seats ARE less compfy than a lawyers leather chair! Is Edwards having his "Kerry duck-hunting" or "Dukakis-in-a-tank" moment?PS. I always picture lawyers sitting in really swank leather chairs. It's how they are on TV and in the movies. Ann, do YOU HAVE, or have YOU EVER sat in, a swanky leather chair? :-)
Before clicking the link I thought that Edwards might be reading Althouse, and taking her 'anti Christopher Hitchens advice' post to heart...but Kucinich's schedule must be full...
1. His butt hurts because he doesn't ride.2. Buy a leather saddle. I recommend Brooks.
It's probably vaginal dryness.
and ride a lot, but anticipate prostate problems, and check with your urologist from time to time--road bike saddles can elevate your PSA
The best question, by a 10 year old boy, of Armstrong:I asked him, 'How you go pee on the Tour de France?'Man, what a kid, asking the question only a kid would ask. Hilarious.
10-12 mph! Pokey.
Edwards was probably just complaining about the downside of another champagne picnic......isn't he just a bumpersticker now anyways?
Oh goody, something about cycling. Roger said:and why did Lance drop Cheryl Crow?Would you want to date someone who only uses two sheets of TP to wipe?riding with a guy who has been suspected of using performance enhancing drugs to win at least some of his Tour de France titlesEveryone is suspected. Armstrong has never tested positive. Not even a false positive. 'How you go pee on the Tour de France?'Man, what a kid, asking the question only a kid would ask. Hilarious. EVERYONE asks that question. The answer is, you unclip from one pedal, have a buddy steady your bike, use your free hand and well you know the rest. Oh and be polite and make sure no one's behind you. Unless he's a French rider.10-12 mph! PokeyI would use another word but that's close. My 9 year old can move faster than that.
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