Losers in gaudy, ragamuffin clothes, camera hogs and hangers-on.
Poor Anna Nicole, a trashy life, and a sleazy death, and in the end a horrible, tasteless funeral. All of it awful, but somehow fitting.
Is the commentary on bad taste in bad taste?
The casket remained closed - draped with a satin, feather-fringed quilt.
Rhinestones spelled out her signature and the trademark smiley face she used when giving autographs.
Even though the coffin was closed, no one was left in any doubt what Anna Nicole was wearing - what would have been an eye-catching, Oscar-worthy gown: pink and white, embroidered with a heart across the bodice - and revealed in all its glory on "Entertainment Tonight." And a tiara.
Are they just making stuff up?