December 1, 2006

Finally, you can consummate...

... your love for iPod. (Via Metafilter.)

UPDATE: Link deleted. Go to the Metafilter post to get the joke.

23 comments:

HD_Wanderer said...

Oh my. Despite your clever title, that was a little unexpected.

Ron said...

it only plays mmmmmmp3's!

Ron said...

Can you imagine the RIAA trial after someone loads some bootleg Barry White into their OhMiBod!

or maybe some Ohio Players...

and let's not forget the DiVinyls!vfzrlr

al said...

Drum solos will never be the same...

David said...

Probably not a good idea to 'enjoy' this product at airport screenings! I can imagine the picture this would present on x-ray inspections!

Ben Wah would be proud!

May I recommend "Thus Spake Zarathustra" from 2001 Space Odyssey as a 'fast food' experience while the longer Ravel's BOLERO for those with some spare time on their hands, so to speak!

Remember to practice your 'Poker Face" and don't sneeze!

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Didn't Howard Stern start this craze 15 years ago when he gave a listener some pleasure over the airwaves?

David said...

RuthAnn;

I remember that episode! As I recall, he didn't call her back the next day!

bearing said...

Eeek. How about a NSFW warning?!?

tw: powlabvb. Power lab vibe?

reader_iam said...

Wouldn't want to have to explain that accessory to the kid.

Anonymous said...

In a former supervisory role, I was charged with increasing productivity while maintaining quality. I'm here to help.

Here you go.

Alpha Liberal said...

But only for electronic/electric gadgets. The Bush Administration does not want you to have sex if you're single and under 30. It's all part of the Christianist (or theocratic if you prefer) agenda intended to make you live by their religious code.

Abstinence message goes beyond teens
The federal government's "no sex without marriage" message isn't just for kids anymore.

Now the government is targeting unmarried adults up to age 29 as part of its abstinence-only programs, which include millions of dollars in federal money that will be available to the states under revised federal grant guidelines for 2007.


Clue for the wingnuts: if you want to stop unwanted pregnancies, then support reproductive education and birth control.

These kind of half-assed policies are why abortions decline under Democratic Presidents and rise under Republican Presidents.

Will Ann Althouse criticize the Bush theocratic policies? I won't hold my breath!

Doyle said...

How about a NSFW warning?!?

I thought the same thing. Funny, though.

Ann Althouse said...

Alpha: I almost linked to that article. In the end, it's not that interesting. Anyway, you equate persuasion with compulsion. That makes you look hysterical.

Anonymous said...

OhMiBod? Ewww.

Alpha Liberal, you haven't been around Althouse for very long but already you have a reputation for consistently failing to address the topic of the post. At the risk of encouraging you in that annoying habit, I must take issue with your assertion: abortions decline under Democratic Presidents and rise under Republican Presidents.

This blatant lie has been completely and thoroughly debunked for a year and a half, now. If you're going to interject political irrelevancies, you could at least try sticking to those that are factually correct.

Ann Althouse said...

A warning would have ruined the fun. And there's no nudity or conspicuous bad language. It's just some dumb plastic. If you're going to get upset by everything that looks remotely like a penis...

bearing said...

*I* am not upset by the sex toy site, but someone's boss might be.

pst314 said...

I second what bearing wrote: According to our employee handbook, viewing such web pages is a firing offense.

Anonymous said...

More than just a pleasure toy, OhMiBod harnesses the iPod movement and popularity to bring a higher level of acceptance and openness about sexuality in a fun and liberating way.

Heh. "When you use the OhMiBod, you're not just sitting around masturbating, you're at the vanguard of a progressive sexual acceptance movement."

Pogo said...

Well, I'm in trouble. I got the dreaded NSFW bluescreen saying "We encourage employees not to view.... etc. etc.

I figured it out, though. Attaching it to Sippican's industrial model will be a challenge, but looks to be worth the investment. An iPod remote would seal the deal.

Jonathan said...

Rather than the obvious uses, I'm leaning to the more imagined: I'm thinking about how this object, buzzing across the kitchen tile, will drive my cats beserk providing them with some much needed entertainment and allowing me some television time without them crawling across my chest and shoving their butts in my face.

I think it's just what I've been looking for and well worth the cost. Now all I have to do is convince my wife that the website I'm looking at and ordering from is really for the cats. Honest, honey!

Ann Althouse said...

Okay, based on Pogo's bluescreen, etc. I put up a warning... but it ruins the joike.

Pogo said...

Oh heck, I ruined a good joke.

Geez, at my work, Mormon underwear gets NSFW bluescreened.

Jim H said...

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