May 24, 2006

Is that a sex theme park?!

Now, in London, there's Amora, The Academy of Sex and Relationships. Oh, sex and relationships. Maybe you could imagine the rides at a sex theme park, but what the hell kind of rides would there be at a relationships theme park?
The 10,500sq-ft exhibit is designed to "separate fact from myth and educate everyone into being better lovers"....

The theme park will include life-sized silicone-made models which visitors can touch to discover erogenous zones.

People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily.

The seven zones will start with attraction, love and relationships and include a sexual well-being zone which looks at the dangers of unsafe sex.
For the love of Eros, it's a damned health class!

14 comments:

Jennifer said...

Oh sure get all scientific about it. That's sexy! WTF?

Besides, as if the uptight people - who really need the help - will be the types showing up at this park. Riiiiight!

Evan said...

It's probably funded by anti-sex factions, trying to co-opt sex by making it boring.

tiggeril said...

Followed by the "No, it's ok, it happens to everyone" pavilion.

Ann Althouse said...

Evan: "Boring." And a lot of work. And deathly dangerous. You're right. It's a conspiracy.

Jennifer: You've put your finger on (a silicone model of) why no one should set foot in that place.

Yetanotherjohn: LOL.

Independent George said...

Man, I would not want to be the janitor at that place.

KCFleming said...

My favorite relationship ride?

Blunder Mountain Railroad is a roller coaster ride. You board a Minor Affection train that becomes a Lust Runaway. Big Blunder is a fairly smooth running one-track-mind of a rollercoaster with libido-coated wheels. It has a lot of tight turns, like when your parents walk in on you, or when the other girl you're kinda sorta dating sees you holding hands. There is a large and unusually scary moment when she says, "Let's just be friends", just after you go upside-down kissing her. Younger children will not enjoy this ride, especially if seated near teenagers, as there are girl cooties galore.

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Tibore said...

"The theme park will include life-sized silicone-made models which visitors can touch to discover erogenous zones."

Tibore: (Grabs passport, runs for the door)...

David53 said...

These are the funniest comments I've seen in a while, good job!

In the early 70s I took a sociology class which I believe was named "Human Sexuality." We watched a soft-porn movie, the instructor brought vibrators, edible underwear, fur mitts, feathers, and a variety of other interest sparkers for us to view and talk about. Do colleges still have these types of classes or is it just the academies and theme parks?

Susan Constanse said...

LOL!

It sounds like a right mess to me. I wonder about the housekeepers...

Maybe they should get combet pay.

Meade said...

"For the love of Eros..."

Oh that is good!

Tibore said...

Okay everyone! Blogging at you via a Boeing Connexion connection in the air headed for London, looking forward to...

Huh... what?...

"The theme park will include life-sized silicone-made models..."

What??? Silicone-made models? Models made entireley of silicone??!! THEY'RE NOT REAL??

AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!
(pounds keyboard, wails in despair) I thought... I thought... oh, man, NOOOOOOOOOO!.....

Uh...

Is that an air marshall with a tazer? Oh, ****, I think I'm scre...

goesh said...

No viagra vendors on hand?? No booths for the flaccid?

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