May 18, 2006

"The dispute initially centred around an unruly clematis plant..."

A woman with the prophetic last name of Wilding, goes wild -- hits bottom -- in a town called Bottomley.

The 57-year-old woman is accused of "dumping dead animals, rubbish, dog faeces, glass and nails around the village, damaging neighbours' cars, and plying local children with alcohol... booby-trapping paint pots, dazzling neighbours' homes with floodlights, throwing compost at her neighbours and assaulting them with her wheelbarrow."

6 comments:

BrianOfAtlanta said...

If all this can be caused by a clematis overhanging the driveway, imagine what would have happened if they had started arguing over whether one places the accent on the first or second syllable of clematis! One shudders to think.

Joe said...

Giving alcohol to kids lands her in jail, here.

Truly said...

Those ASBOs sound pretty toothless. Hasn't anyone suggested some kind of psychiatric evaluation for this lady? Those glasses alone are enough to make me question her mental stability.

Christopher Althouse said...

Maybe she just needs a little lovin'.

Bissage said...

Too many Morning Glory seeds!

Dawn said...

She makes our former neighbor in N. Idaho look positively sane.

30 arrests in 2 years? Did noone detect a pattern here?