October 20, 2005

Not tonight, dear, I'm too complex.

Great headline.

8 comments:

Nick said...

Hmmm...

Scientist porn.

reader_iam said...

Never dull around here! Another day, another quirky thing to ponder--thanks, Ann.

EddieP said...

Is it possible that Ann's mystery acorn shells came not from squirrels, but rough acorn sex?

Madison Guy said...

This will help.

Ron said...

I hope your not going to use this post for some sort of backfill about how sexy Harriet Miers is, are you Ann?

XWL said...

-setting-
[a well decorated, yet non-descript living room]

"Not tonight, dear, I'm too complex" lover A says with resignation.

[a pause, then off frame the sound of footsteps, the opening and shutting of a refrigerator, followed by the clinking of glass]

"But, darling, that's what alcohol is for" lover B says hopefully while waving a chilled bottle of champagne (or better yet a fine Californian sparkling wine) with one hand and clutching two champagne flutes in the other.

-end scene-

(and I even made it gender neutral, insert pronouns in any combination of your choice and complete scene however you choose)

Jonathan said...

Hay infusion will never look the same.

Beldar said...

Great headline, but better post title.